funny stuff by admin, 06/18/11 19:40:33

I saw this on a website and had to repost it...

A woman was having an affair and one night while she was doing the do, her husband came home early. "Oh my god!", her lover exclaimed, 'what are we gonna do?!?" Hurridly the wife came up with a plan! Grabbing baby powder, she completely covered her lover from head to to and told him to stand at the foot of the bed and pretend to be a statue. "Bitch are you crazy?? He'll NEVER fall for this shit!" "He will!", she quickly explained, "Last week when he was away, I told him how I went over to our neighbor's house and saw a statue they bought and said I wanted one too! Now shut up and POSE!"
Her husband came into the room and saw his wife standing butt naked in the bed and saw the statue. "What is this?", he asked, "Sweetie, you know I wanted to buy one ever since I saw the neighbor's...now come here and let me 'bless it'!" With that, they made love until finally passing out. Seeing his chance, the lover was about to make his break when the husband woke up and came over to look at him. After a few seconds of staring at "the statue", the husband shook his head and went downstairs, coming back up a few minutes later with a sandwhich and soda and promptly handed it to the lover, "Here...When I was stuck over at the neighbors house for three days, no one offered me so much as a bite to eat...."